Because we all need this:

@KagroX: I find your lack of votes... disturbing. #BoehnerWars

@KagroX: Aren't you a little short on votes for a storntrooper? #BoehnerWars

@KagroX: I felt a great disturbance in the House. As if 218 voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. #BoehnerWars

@RL_miller: Help me, Pelosi-Wan. You're my only hope. #boehnerwars cc @kagrox

@KagroX: 3PO! Turn off all the voting machines on the detention level! #BoehnerWars

@KagroX: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy. Let the Teabagger win. #BoehnerWars

@KagroX: I hope that old man got those votes in line or this is gonna be a real short trip! #BoehnerWars

@NathanEmpsall: @KagroX Lea: You stuck up, half-witted, Congressional Nerf herder. Han: Who's Congressional? #BoehnerWars

@KagroX: This is some rescue! You came in here, and you didn't have the votes for getting out? #BoehnerWars

@stefanjbecket: "IT'S A TARP!" #BoehnerWars cc @KagroX

@KagroX: Cantor, tear this place apart until you've found those votes. And bring me the Teabaggers. I want them alive! #BoehnerWars

@Goldni: You've never heard of the John Boehner? He's the Speaker that was thrown under the bus by the Tea Party in less than 12 parsecs #BoehnerWars

@KagroX: They found the remains of the Republican base, but they estimate that it's been deserted for some time. #BoehnerWars

@JeremyLittau: Compromise? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate the Democrats' chances! #BoehnerWars

@NathanEmpsall: @kagrox It's an older compromise, sir, but it checks out. I was about to vote for it. #BoehnerWars

@SpeakerBoner: RT @60th_Street It's no good, I can't maneuver! Stay on target. We're too crazy! Stay on target. #BoehnerWars

@deanbarker: "You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow up this economy and go home!" #BoehnerWars

@sparecornea: If you vote this down, we shall become more right-wing than you can possibly imagine. #BoehnerWars

No matter who wins, we lose. But at least you can laugh about it for a minute or so.